Friday, June 11, 2010

Combination tobacco and wireless phone store. Why not?

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Way too late job update

Just read through my last few entries after a long hiatus. Just wanted to throw out a quick update as to what happened with the job stuff:

First off, I got a job from that first contact at the job fair. That was an amazing answer to prayer. I was off for 2 months, had to wait on background checks, etc., but I was back in the land of the gainfully employed in almost no time at all. I felt very fortunate that things worked out so well. I had no loss in pay, and really liked my coworkers.

Oh, and remember the coat hanger comments (read below)? The friend that I loaned the coat hangers to told me about a job in town (i.e. NO COMMUTE) that might be opening up. I knew the person hiring the position, and I was able to do a little freelance work for him before landing the job in the previous paragraph. Even cooler, though - this freelance work eventually turned into another job offer, about 5 months into my "new" job.

So, I accepted that position, and am now working in my own town, just over a mile from my front door. Hours are much better, the environment is not as stressful, and again . . . NO MORE COMMUTING! I'm saving 2 hours of driving a day, and also get to have lunch with my family every day. I'm very very fortunate!
En route to fried pickles and egg burgers.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Day 6: Job interview number 1 (8/17)

Forgive me for skipping a few days, first of all. I've been a little busy these last few days, as I'm sure you can imagine.

Today, I began by battling the internet . . . and I prevailed. The DSL modem up in my attic has been acting up lately, requiring frequent restarts. It's just out of warranty, of course, which automatically qualifies it as a candidate for incineration by way of leftover fireworks that my in-laws smuggled from Tennessee. It's in good company with my home theater receiver which now only works out of the right speaker, and whoever ate the last of my Breyer's Peach ice cream.

So, I waste most of the morning traversing the attic stairs, nursing the modem along until it finally bites the dust. By "nursing it along," I mean using parts of my brain formerly left dormant to somehow muster up the magic formula of "how to plug something in the RIGHT way" with ENTHUSIASM! For those of you destined to experience repetitive DSL CPR, here's a list of things I can guarantee DON'T work:
  • The sneak attack. Approach modem from the shadows, maybe throw a nail to the far side of the attic to distract said modem, and WHAM! Unplug that sucker before it knows what hit it. Wait 30 seconds, then plug it in again.
  • The premature plugin method. Most modems expect that you'll follow the directions in the manual which clearly state "If you must restart your modem, wait at least 30 seconds before plugging in again, even if you try the sneak attack." The trick here is to confuse the modem by not waiting the full 30 seconds, thereby startling it into working again. In your best Three Muskateersian bravado, shout "Take THAT, modem!"
  • The chaos theory method. An adaptation of the premature plug in method, you simply unplug and plug in the modem at random intervals - lots of them . . . with gusto . . . maybe even some comic strip expletives* - until it starts working. If it doesn't work, keep trying. Switch hands if you get tired.
  • Call customer service. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!
  • Shake it, blow on it, turn it upside down, put it in the freezer. These all produce similar results: exploding head.
Oh, man! It's almost 11:00, and I'm supposed to leave in a few minutes for the interview! I still have to change clothes, and print off directions (using the internet) to the job. I dress in record time, and head out the door to my in-laws to use their computer (and to locate the secret stash of fireworks for the DSL funeral ceremony). Directions printed, GO!

The interview went very well. This particular position is a management position, with very little technical skills required. This could be nice . . . I'm trying to avert a near certain path to IT burnout, and this might be a good chance to do so. However, I don't have a ton of management experience (though I think I have the aptitude), so we'll see what happens from here. Will wait for a call for a 2nd interview.

I stop by my old office, gather a few leftover things, hug a few people and say "see you later" (nobody quite seems comfortable with "good bye" right now, though that's probably the reality in most cases). I really will miss working with everyone on this crew. Was a very special place to me. My kids will miss me working there, too. Don't know that I'll ever have the chance to work for an emerging toy company where you can bring your dog, wear shorts and flip-flops, play online games for "research," and go out for social activities every month or so on the company dime. {sigh}

Oh, and earlier in the day, I had posted my DSL distress signal on facebook. 2 former coworkers came to my rescue, and I was able to bring home 2 potential replacements for the modem. Hooked one of them up when I got home, and within 15 minutes, we're back on algorenet. Woohoo!

* !!!@#?><@#$!!

Friday, August 14, 2009

Day 2: Register for unemployment benefits (8/13)

I again started the day with prayer, coffee, and a good breakfast. Couldn't sleep in like I'd hoped - going on about 5 hours a night so far. But, by 8:00 or so, I'm feeling pretty decent, so I get busy . . .

Today is less about hunting for jobs, and more about filling out severance paperwork and registering for unemployment. I send out a few more linkedin invites, then on to the main tasks for the day.

I've received conflicting messages about where to apply for unemployment. I live in Illinois, but have worked in Missouri for the past 17 months. Some folks say register in IL (which pays a few hundred $ per week more), while others say MO. So, I start with IL, using their website. No go. "Can't find you in the system." Call up, wait on hold: "Can't find you in the system." They give me another number to call, but are quite sure that I should register in MO.

So, I try that using the online application . . . Missouri has 4 basic questions to answer before starting the registration. I immediately fail one of the questions (have you worked in any other state in the past 18 months?). I answer yes, as I worked just a few weeks in the last 18 months in IL. Access denied - "call this number to proceed."

So, I call the number. 2 minutes of introduction with important pre-recorded messages about unemployment. 5 minutes of automated questions answered with my touch-tone golden ticket. 4 minutes of more important messages, then: "All operators are busy, and the hold lines are full. Call back when they're not full." Seriously? 11 minutes to find out I'm not one of the elite lucky enough to be put on hold? ARRRGGHH! The state of Missouri needs more IT staff . . . like me.

Repeat the last paragraph 4 times. Insert images of flames shooting forth from my eyeballs every now and then. Missouri is lucky I'm no woman scorned.

I eventually decide to buck the system and answer "no" to the question about working in another state, expecting to take advantage of the fine print which reads "if you make a mistake using this system, call one of the numbers that you've been calling incessantly for hours, and let us know about the mistake, otherwise, you'll go to jail." I take my chances. There's free food in jail. This worked like a charm. Completed the application, and called the unemployment line until I got through. The nice lady on the other end of the line said it was no big deal, and my application went through just fine.

So . . . I've spent many hours in the past day and a half sending out resumes, filling out paper work. Now, I need to start writing all of this stuff down, so when a potential employer calls and says "thanks for your resume!" I don't respond with a "whatchu talkin 'bout, Willis?" tone of voice. So, I open up a new google doc and start writing out some to do's, have dones, and big ideas.

Later, my oldest son comes home from the skate part, exhausted. I'm really proud of him. He's a great kid. After dinner, we play some frisbee. Ah . . . this is good, and God has blessed me in so many ways. I have nothing at all to complain about. Even if we hit rock bottom, our family is so wonderful, and we'll make it through just fine.

More resume postings, networking, etc., then to bed . . . late. Interview count: still just 1. But, I'm making some really good connections using the phone, the internet, and even lending out coat hangers to a friend. Really, there are no conversations at this point that are a waste of time, professionally speaking. Every lead is worth thinking about - nothing's off the table at this juncture.

Tomorrow: dropping of the severance papers.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Job search, day 1: the job fair

Normally, I'll just be posting funny stuff, but I lost my job on Tuesday. So, for a while here, I'm going to journal my experiences and try to add a few laughs here and there. Join me on my journey of seeking employment in "these troubled economic times." Bleh . . . I'm going to be just fine, really. I trust God completely with whatever happens from here on out.

Day 1: The job fair. 8/12/2009
Spent today trying to stay caffeinated. Didn't sleep so well, even though I was up late. Thought I was going to sleep in a bit today, but was up with the sun.

Prayed and read the Bible. Got focused. Thanks, God. Was good to talk with you, as well. You're awesome.

Drank some more coffee.

I started making some connections with folks I already know. Email, facebook, phone calls, twitter, linked-in. This will be important later, I'm sure. In the past, I've simply contacted recruiters, accepted the free lunch meetings, and threw my resume at any job posting that looked like they might stick. Lots of effort with little results. This time, I'm getting a bit smarter. People want to hire people they know, or people who are known by people they know. So, people . . . if you don't know me yet, hello, I'm Brian . . . let's do lunch.

So, as I'm making connections, I get an email from a former coworker (former, as in less than 24 hours ago) about a job fair in St. Louis. I check it out online. Looks only minimally promising - mostly lower paying entry level stuff, or "opportunity of a lifetime that will make all your dreams come true" type of stuff. But, there are 1 or 2 promising employers coming, so I decide to prepare to head out. Looks like I'm gonna have to shower and shave today, after all.

Still haven't read the severance agreement from yesterday. Slight denial, perhaps. Besides, it's like 4 freaking pages long, and I'm busy networking. Will put that off until tomorrow.

At this point, I'm weighing 2 diverging roads-in-the-wood as far as my next steps are concerned:
  1. The familiar, where I can most easily start earning money again to keep food on the table. AND
  2. The dream: Anything but the familiar, really. Man, I'd really like to transition into something other than IT, and this might just be the time to do it. (hint to readers: click on the ads on this blog and help support "the dream.")
Refocus: God, lead me where you want me to go. I don't want to confuse due diligence with pride.

Change clothes. I still have an ironed shirt and some slacks with minimal dust buildup. Found my funeral/wedding/jobless tie. Rock on. Even shined up my shoes.

Started a quick note of encouragement for the company CEO. Can't imagine trying to do what he had to do yesterday. Oh, the weight on his shoulders! Guy has tons of heart. Hope to cross paths with him again. Will finish this later.

Printing lots o' resumes. Will take a while. So, I drive down to a local business looking for an IT director and drop off a resume. Worked just like I planned - met a friend just inside the door who helped introduce me to the HR person. Personal connection: good start. However, looks like the job may be close to being filled. I'm now in the "just in case it doesn't work out, we'll keep your resume" pile. But, I at least met face-to-face. Good practice, if nothing else.

Off to St. Louis for the job fair. I'm arriving toward the last hour of the fair. These recruiters are going to be exhausted. It's been a long day for them. Prepare for that. Approach them with understanding - maybe crack a joke or two.

Oops! Wrong hotel. Get back in car and park in the garage around the corner. Register at table, get name tag. Pretty much what I expected inside . . . looks like a very small trade show. Most recruiters are twiddling thumbs, waiting for the end of the day. Got suckered in by a recruiter with free candy. "How would you like to make money by helping people with their problems?" Oh, dear . . . a really bad sales pitch with no regard for the fact that I actually breathe oxygen and walk erect. Walk away, quick (but take the candy first)!

One company has a long line . . . I nearly cut in front of them all. So, I wait in line and pray some more. Finally spoke with recruiter and made a really decent connection. She called back within an hour of the job fair's end, and we setup an appointment for Monday. We'll see what happens.

Realized as I leave the job fair that I'm in the same building that I was in when I first met all of my most recent coworkers. We met at the sushi restaurant down the hall from the job fair 9 months or so ago. Was a very cool evening. I'm gonna miss these folks, and all the fun we had. Hopefully, we'll cross paths again regularly.

Picked up my daughter from sister-in-law's place, drove home just in time for swim team party with the rest of the fam. Fried chicken, baked beans, slacks, and a tie. I was the sore thumb of the party, but enjoyed normalcy for a brief period. Love my family. This is why I work. Good to remember. Oh, and stopped by the skate shop with my oldest son to make sure he got his receipt this time, in case he needs to exercise his warranty rights.

Spent the remainder of the evening doing more networking, checking a few job sites, following up with leads.

Tomorrow: filing for unemployment.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Time traveler in need of Dimensional Warp Generator


Found this email on a forum somewhere back in 2003 . . .




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Of course, I HAD to follow up on it. Keep checking back here for details on the communication